Master Tells Jokes

 
The Timelessness of Pigs

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Florida, USA, February 4, 2003
(Originally in English) DVD#754

A farmer was lifting his pig up to a tree to eat an apple growing there. A passerby saw him doing this and said, “Why don’t you take a bunch of apples and put them near his snout? It will save time!”

“You dummy,” sneered the farmer, “Pigs don’t care about time!”♥
 
 

An Important Innovation

 
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Florida, USA, February 4, 2003
(Originally in English) DVD#754

A teacher asked, “Willy, can you tell me one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago?”

And Willy said, “Me!” ♥

An Inherited Health Benefit

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai,
Florida, USA, February 4, 2003
(Originally in English) DVD#754

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, A stranger once burst into a doctor’s office and said, “Good morning doctor! I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment!” And the doctor replied, “But you aren’t one of my patients. I didn’t treat you!” So the stranger said, “Yes, I know, but my uncle Bill was your patient and I inherited all of his possessions!” ♥