| Master Tells Jokes |
A Benefactor
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In ancient Rome, if you broke the law or you opposed the government, you
would be thrown inside a lions' cage. It was recorded in the Bible that
a man called Daniel was thrown into a lions' cage by the king. It turned
out that the lions, though very hungry, did not eat him. So he became very
famous. The king respected him very much and was initiated by him to practice
spiritually!
There was another story that happened about the same time. A person who
opposed the government was thrown into a lions' cage. However, whenever
a lion went near him, it left him in a few seconds and went to a spot far
away, with its mouth watering, making a slurping sound. Even though its
mouth was watering, it did not dare eat him. The first lion, the second,
to the sixth one, all did the same thing. They all approached him but left
after a few seconds! They dept a distance from him, where they stared at
him, with their mouth watering and their tongues hanging out, but none
of them dared to eat him.
The king was also very surprised to see that no lion would eat him. Eventually
the king let him out and asked him, "What is your secret that the
lions would not dare eat you? Who are you?"
He replied, "I am no one special!"
"Why was it that whenever the lions approached you, they left and
stayed away from you, but with their mouths watering? What actually happened?"
He said, "Ah! It was nothing really! Whenever they came near, I secretly
said in their ears, 'My eldest son is the manager of an animal protection
organization.' Then they left me." (Master and audience laugh.) Now
you know. When you bump into a lion, you should say that my Master, my
boss is the general manager in charge of animal protection! Then they will
not eat you! (Laughter)
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